Bryon says I'm officially pregnant and that I have to share these two true stories with you all
Story One:
I made yummy chili for dinner last night but when I sat down to eat it, somehow it just didn't settle. So, I got a bowl of pickles and ranch dressing which hit the spot. Unfortunately, I ran out of pickles wayyy too soon, so I got a brilliant idea! I poured the pickle juice and ranch dressing into the chili and it was PERFECT!!!
Only after Bryon looked at me with his jaw hitting the floor and after I stopped to think about what I was doing, did I realize how gross it really was. Who cares, it was yummy!
Story two:
A couple of nights ago, Molly was asleep and Bryon and I were about to go to bed. I realized that I had forgotton to shower that day. I have this thing where I can't go to sleep unless I'm clean, so I told Bryon I was going to hop in the shower before bed.
The rest is kinda fuzzy, but somehow I went into the bathroom, turned on the water, picked up the shampoo and started lathering my hair while standing BESIDE the shower and with my clothes still ON! I walked out to say something to Bryon and again, his draw dropped and I realized that I had truly lost it.
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I can't remember the last time I laughed out loud while reading a blog!
..............i have no words......... Just kidding...of COURSE I do!!
Instead of 'pregnant brains' I'm gonna call this 'biscuit brains'.
Sweet Miss Haley...I think you should keep a little journal of your preggy stories. Then after our little angel arrives and you have two children under the age of 2, and the adventures that will follow, your preggy stories will be enjoyable to read.
Diane is never gonna let the biscuit story go....she does love ranch dressing , though i don"t think she ever used your combination. Maybe you could start a recipe book for moms-to-be. Could be a best seller.
Please give hugs and kisses to the crew from mom and gram.
Happy Birthday Bryon!!!!!
sweet pickles and ranch is off the chain!!!!
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